The NASA Beaver
The Beaver is NASA's official public message board. Here you can get the completely factual news of what has been happening inside the walls of our brilliant organisation!
You might think us NASA employees are really uptight due to our incredibly stressful jobs, but you might find that we are actually pretty laid back and chilled out.
Columbus Satellite Corrupt Images
The most recent set of images sent from the Columbus Satellite have been receieved here at NASA, unfortunately they seem to be corrupt. Director Tyson has stated that the team do not know how such a corruption could have occured, and has not ruled out foul play. He is urging any budding space enthusiasts to work with them to investigate the images.
Click to download image Posted yesterday
Barney Robin Eats 30 Hotdogs in 8 Minutes
NASA Janitor, Barney Robin, has eaten in just under 8 minutes - a world record! When approached for a statement, Lily "The Belly" Aldrin, the previous champion declined. Previously it was rumoured that "The Belly" would be making a return from retirement in the middle of 2017.
Footage recorded live Posted three days ago
More Communication From Dimension C-137
We have recently receieved more communication from our correspondents residing in dimension C-137. After unpacking the parcel (yes, it came in a parcel), and finding some means to read the contents of a literal 2D floppy disk we discovered the following message:
Wubadubalublub!
After deep analysis from our team of linguists, both inside NASA and across the globe have concluded that obviously is a statement which implies extravagent happiness and mental wellbeing.
Posted a week ago
Science Division Describes Psychotic Thoughts to "Little Minds"
Our very own science division lead by Sir BoJack Peanutbutter has recently found a way to describe psychotic thoughts, to those with 'little minds'. This disproves a hypothesis, initially proposed by Lex Luthor before he was sent off to prison. This research could further improve the communication between babies and adults.
Posted two weeks ago
One Rogue Discovered
Astrologists have discovered a single rogue gandering around our local solar system. It doesn't seem clear what the motive of the ship and it's crew are, however, when questioned, Professor Stark mentioned the upcoming industry of 'space recon'. While no one is sure as to how, Stark has promissed that the ship will be brought into our realm by the 16th of December, 2016.
Posted three weeks ago
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